Tuesday, January 23, 2024
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 53.687s, which makes you a total of 31 ducks (including 2 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 8 (duck hassler). \_X< *KWAK* [60 xp]
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vk2bio/rizon
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TheFatherMind/rizon
Oh I missed a golden one. looks like vk2bio got warn out from that last hunt.
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Jax/rizon
They called me from the other side of town and claimed they were here
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Jax/rizon
Having just looked at the map when they called that shows where they are, I knew that was false
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n0ne`/rizon
or not be a lazy ass and go get it yourselfl
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Jax/rizon
So how about don't be a dumbass
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Jax/rizon
And assume people are lazy
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GrungeBarbie/rizon
But it's so easy to judge people from behind your keyboard on their life situations while theirs is simultaneously probably lazier.
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n0ne`/rizon
could have brought your own food.
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mrinfinity/rizon
i grew out my beard which made my face look chunkier and kept inflating my cheeks with air chipmunk style and foxy goes 'oh youre getting fat'
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Strongest IRISH ACCENT EVER| RTE News| Strong Kerry Accent| Beached Fin Whale :: (00:28) :: Views 2,315,541 :: Rating [+] 36,499 likes [+] 36,499 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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monery/rizon
ComputerTech: can you tell us what he was saying?
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DuckHunt/rizon
n0ne` > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
n0ne` > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
n0ne` > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
n0ne` > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
GrungeBarbie > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn25.664s, which makes you a total of 9 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Jax/rizon
I didn't even order food, because I did bring food from home.
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Jax/rizon
uses ignore instead of further indulging foolish individuals.
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Jax/rizon
I literally point out how you shouldn't assume things and then you go ahead and
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DuckHunt/rizon
The last duck has been seen 3 minutes and 14 seconds ago.
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Jax/rizon
how many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
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monery/rizon
then go over to CorporateExecBarbie... beat her up...
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phish/swiftirc
i got this premade gochujang chicken thing and i just read it and its like 8 servings
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monery/rizon
can't imagine a messy house over on Barbie Island
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube R.E.M. - Shiny Happy People (Official Music Video) :: (03:58) :: Views 77,509,154 :: Rating [+] 500,961 likes [+] 500,961 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Rizon/rizon
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insomnia/rizon
You should always spell it Texass just to be THAT guy.
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insomnia/rizon
I love it when I have to work with people in Dallass Texass
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monery/rizon
continues to think
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monery/rizon
... figured it would come to me like the Canadian PM... but nope
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insomnia/rizon
But I40 across the pan-handle is pretty desolate
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monery/rizon
and big ass antennas and HOA's don't work
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monery/rizon
HOA's is one of two things I told my wife i'd leave her over
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Anastasius/rizon
If I wanted to pay fees to nosy busybodies it might work.
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monery/rizon
hell, cheating isn't even on the list
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Jax/rizon
Guys, don't fart in an Apple store
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insomnia/rizon
And I already pay taxes for the privilege of living in my own house, I didn't want to have to pay an HOA too.
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DuckHunt/rizon
PapaFrog_ > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 13.332s, which makes you a total of 336 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
PapaFrog_ > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 7/9 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
mrinfinity > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 15.905s, which makes you a total of 63 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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foxy/rizon
I had an egg sandwich for dinner
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insomnia/rizon
takes longer than that even, it takes at least 2 minutes to boil the water.
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Anastasius/rizon
I kinda like the Uncle Ben's quick cook long grain and wild rice stuff, if I'm doing something like grilling salmon anyway.
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Anastasius/rizon
10 minutes in a reactor, maybe five more to sit and absorb the liquid.
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End3r/rizon
uses a rice cooker with real rice
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insomnia/rizon
End3r, I'm not using imaginary rice. It isn't holograms.
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insomnia/rizon
it's real rice. Already cooked, just dehydrated.
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insomnia/rizon
I'm just a simple human with modest needs. I don't need gourmet rice in my canned chicken burrito made with microwaved canned beans and mass-produced flour tortilla
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' [Worm] just get shot by accident by vk2bio. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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[Worm]/rizon
grumbles
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Worm] > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn1.347s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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vk2bio/rizon
i'm convinced comptech has modified code in duckhunt to fuck me over specifically
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[Worm]/rizon
nods
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TheFatherMind/rizon
I just saw a video of a frog eating a duck. Like WTF is happening to this planet!!!
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Syndus/rizon
It's like forest Gump seeing tits, vk2bio
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Syndus/rizon
Hey, when was the last time any of you watched the og Rocky?
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DuckHunt/rizon
Anastasius > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Anastasius > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Anastasius > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 24.039s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Syndus/rizon
I was just curious. Remembered a scene
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Syndus/rizon
That one where burgess Meredith is yelling at him through the door...thstbone
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Syndus/rizon
It is not a happy one but really powerful
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Anastasius/rizon
Great flick. The sequels aren't too bad either, at least Rocky II
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Syndus/rizon
I especially like the one where rocky brings down communism and the red scare of the iron curtain with hus fists and something I hear crackheads recite in jersey
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Syndus/rizon
Lol hard to believe it's the same series
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Jax/rizon
You're one of the people that were here when I started rizon
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Jax/rizon
But I can tell you since I met you, honestly
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Jax/rizon
Not a day has gone by since on here people don't see me and get fucking triggered lmao
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Jax/rizon
Had three in the last hour alone
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Syndus/rizon
Have you tried killing yourself? Even in the future nothing fucking works, dude
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Jax/rizon
No, but I almost died a lot
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Jax/rizon
I almost caught the dog with a reflex yesterday
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Syndus/rizon
Anywho crunchy brother, cheer up man, it can't rain all the time
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Jax/rizon
It's fine to be prepared for stuff but
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Jax/rizon
I don't want to be an asshole
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Jax/rizon
What had happened was I leaned down and the dog jumped and caught me in the eye
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Jax/rizon
My brain threw my hands up INSTANTLY and my foot was moving for the kick
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Syndus/rizon
Stop watching final destination movies
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Jax/rizon
My body thought I was getting punched
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Jax/rizon
Dog yelped, I didn't get him, but I scared him :(
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Jax/rizon
Anyway how you doing tonight Syndus
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Jax/rizon
For the record I gave the dog honey ham after I scared him
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Jax/rizon
I scared him one other time
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Jax/rizon
His tooth caught my nose and ripped it
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Jax/rizon
I was bleeding everywhere right away
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Syndus/rizon
Can't be as bad as hiw hard I cringe in my bones about what I did to a kitten as a really young boy. It was one of the first instances I realized what I did was horrible and immediately felt awful, but I grabbed its tail and swung it across the floor into the couch leg with its head.....I was like omgomgomg nono nonono, now u have a thing about being mean to animals for the rest of my life
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Jax/rizon
As soon as it happend I grabbed him with force and kinda growled at him
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Jax/rizon
I got one like that too, omg
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Syndus/rizon
Puppies ate for petting, not punishment
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Jax/rizon
right after me and my kid's mom broke up I went to live with my sister briefly
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Jax/rizon
and I was really really really struggling to sleep
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Jax/rizon
well one day I decided to pass out on the couch, or try
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Jax/rizon
I forgot that my sister had a cat
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Syndus/rizon
Don't get me wrong, I will punt a dog across a fence if it passes me off enough but you know what I mean, biscuits like that aren't really dogs anyways
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Jax/rizon
I'm sitting there nearly asleep in this fucking cat starts batting at me from inside the couch
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Jax/rizon
my nearly asleep brain tells me it's a rat
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Jax/rizon
I immediately jumped up and started stomping on the couch as hard as I fucking could
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Jax/rizon
jumping up and down on it
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Jax/rizon
after about 5 seconds of this I realized that a cat lives in the house and I started panicking
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Syndus/rizon
Gf in hs did that in her sleep with a kutten
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Jax/rizon
I'm like oh fuck oh fuck
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Jax/rizon
The cat took off and was fine but didn't like me
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Syndus/rizon
Back when I drank, I went next door to my gf apt and started to drunk molest what I suddenly realized wasn't her, or possibly BFF passed out while she was working and I forgot. So I flipped on the lights and I was trying to arouse a body pillow
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Jax/rizon
man I was drunk once and somebody told me somebody died
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Jax/rizon
and I called the person's phone trying to talk to his girlfriend to give my condolences
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Syndus/rizon
Aaand you can tell where it goes from there
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Jax/rizon
unfortunately for me I was told Kevin died but not the last name of Kevin
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Jax/rizon
so I called Kevin and was like oh my God you're alive
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vk2bio/rizon
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Jax/rizon
well I found out that the Kevin who died was a wife beater
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Syndus/rizon
I'm using that for a joke to tell just so you knoe
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Jax/rizon
so I didn't really appreciate him that much anymore
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monery/rizon
so easy to beat up those smaller than you
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Jax/rizon
man for me I was always fighting people bigger than me when I was in school
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Jax/rizon
but that's because when I was really little I was getting tossed around by adults so I wasn't afraid of the bigger kids and their light punches
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Syndus/rizon
slaps his face and runs around screaming home alone
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monery/rizon
I went rather nuts on a bully in middle school
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Jax/rizon
I didn't make it through high school
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Jax/rizon
I was too busy out breaking the law and risking my life at night
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Syndus/rizon
I want you guys to know I'm making a sheet of Scented scratch n sniff stickers based on all your personalities...
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monery/rizon
tired of getting C's and B's and not even trying
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Jax/rizon
When my namesake died I got very depressed
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Jax/rizon
I stopped going to school
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Jax/rizon
I would have been able to say my goodbyes if fucking school wasn't mandatory
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Jax/rizon
I would sneak out at night and break into stuff
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Jax/rizon
Risking my life because I was sad
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Jax/rizon
Just to feel alive again
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Jax/rizon
That's when I fell off the building on a literal military installation
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monery/rizon
learned at a young ange to just not give a fuck
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Jax/rizon
Lucky I didn't die or go to prison
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Syndus/rizon
Stahp being sad thor or hulk start throwing nugs in your general direction
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esjay/rizon
<Ahsoka> My joke now would be ComputerTech is getting his transition surgury crowdfunded and wants to sexually identify as a, sheep after the wool transplant
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Jax/rizon
Syndus I don't have much capacity for sadness anymore
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monery/rizon
eating some rather HOT General Tso chicken
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Jax/rizon
I get depressed and after a bit it turns to resolve
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PapaFrog/rizon
monery: I am able to work a little now... the downside.. I have to work.
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monery/rizon
but not about the first 30 yrs of it
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Syndus/rizon
There Jax, do that, eat Chinese, jerk it, take asprin, drink water, watch a sunrise, take a walk, euthanize a nation of people, you know whatever you need dude
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PapaFrog/rizon
hard codes all possible values in his code.
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esjay/rizon
Has Sanjay been a fixture on rizon for 20 years?
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monery/rizon
that you hard coded the program with switches
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PapaFrog/rizon
hands monery some wire and iron cores.
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monery/rizon
weaves a program into exisitance
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monery/rizon
manager at a Subway told me that I looked like a hipster wizard
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Syndus/rizon
tips his wizard hat to monery
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KurtGodel/rizon
puts on his cape and hipster wizard hat
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monery/rizon
my much younger GF is a manager at a starbucks
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Syndus/rizon
Is that why you have a cheese currency for a handle?
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monery/rizon
shrugs
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Syndus/rizon
slams head in table
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monery/rizon
waits for a crow to put a nut on the table where Syndus has been hitting his head
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smash
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Syndus/rizon
I can't believe Fabio got me to not believe it's not butter
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monery/rizon
never thought he was that good looking
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Syndus/rizon
Lol you know he's on my og cart of iron sword?
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Syndus/rizon
Remember him getting hit in the face with a pigeon on a roller coaster?
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Jax/rizon
Sorry, frustrated that some retarded girl really let me go on a wild goose chase for the last month
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Syndus/rizon
LoneWolf367: your nick is purple for me too lol
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Jax/rizon
Bottom line: Girl claimed guy was creeping on her