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Tuesday, January 23, 2024

[00:22:49] Jax/rizon I ordered doordash

[00:23:03] Jax/rizon They called me from the other side of town and claimed they were here

[00:23:27] Jax/rizon Having just looked at the map when they called that shows where they are, I knew that was false

[00:24:07] Jax/rizon ...

[00:24:11] Jax/rizon I'm at fucking work

[00:24:20] Jax/rizon So how about don't be a dumbass

[00:24:25] Jax/rizon And assume people are lazy

[00:31:39] Jax/rizon I didn't even order food, because I did bring food from home.

[00:32:39] Jax/rizon I literally point out how you shouldn't assume things and then you go ahead and

[00:32:42] Jax/rizon assume more

[00:32:43] Jax/rizon Smh.

[00:33:22] Jax/rizon Me too.

[00:53:21] Jax/rizon a joke for you guys

[00:53:29] Jax/rizon how many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

[00:53:31] Jax/rizon None

[00:53:35] Jax/rizon they use gas lighting

[01:04:48] Jax/rizon Guys, don't fart in an Apple store

[01:04:55] Jax/rizon They don't have Windows

[02:28:04] Jax/rizon Man Syndus

[02:28:18] Jax/rizon You're one of the people that were here when I started rizon

[02:28:29] Jax/rizon But I can tell you since I met you, honestly

[02:28:43] Jax/rizon Not a day has gone by since on here people don't see me and get fucking triggered lmao

[02:29:00] Jax/rizon The fact I exist

[02:29:24] Jax/rizon Had three in the last hour alone

[02:29:45] Jax/rizon Erm

[02:29:52] Jax/rizon No, but I almost died a lot

[02:30:11] Jax/rizon Fuck dude :\

[02:30:19] Jax/rizon I almost caught the dog with a reflex yesterday

[02:30:32] Jax/rizon It's fine to be prepared for stuff but

[02:30:38] Jax/rizon I don't want to be an asshole

[02:31:01] Jax/rizon What had happened was I leaned down and the dog jumped and caught me in the eye

[02:31:17] Jax/rizon My brain threw my hands up INSTANTLY and my foot was moving for the kick

[02:31:34] Jax/rizon My body thought I was getting punched

[02:31:57] Jax/rizon Dog yelped, I didn't get him, but I scared him :(

[02:32:28] Jax/rizon Anyway how you doing tonight Syndus

[02:33:26] Jax/rizon For the record I gave the dog honey ham after I scared him

[02:33:43] Jax/rizon I scared him one other time

[02:33:50] Jax/rizon His tooth caught my nose and ripped it

[02:34:00] Jax/rizon I was bleeding everywhere right away

[02:34:19] Jax/rizon As soon as it happend I grabbed him with force and kinda growled at him

[02:34:26] Jax/rizon Let him go, poor dog

[02:34:46] Jax/rizon lol

[02:34:50] Jax/rizon That's metal

[02:34:59] Jax/rizon I got one like that too, omg

[02:36:19] Jax/rizon right after me and my kid's mom broke up I went to live with my sister briefly

[02:36:26] Jax/rizon and I was really really really struggling to sleep

[02:36:35] Jax/rizon well one day I decided to pass out on the couch, or try

[02:36:44] Jax/rizon I forgot that my sister had a cat

[02:37:04] Jax/rizon I'm sitting there nearly asleep in this fucking cat starts batting at me from inside the couch

[02:37:14] Jax/rizon my nearly asleep brain tells me it's a rat

[02:37:22] Jax/rizon I immediately jumped up and started stomping on the couch as hard as I fucking could

[02:37:26] Jax/rizon jumping up and down on it

[02:37:41] Jax/rizon after about 5 seconds of this I realized that a cat lives in the house and I started panicking

[02:37:49] Jax/rizon I'm like oh fuck oh fuck

[02:37:51] Jax/rizon lmao

[02:38:04] Jax/rizon The cat took off and was fine but didn't like me

[02:39:58] Jax/rizon lmao

[02:40:33] Jax/rizon man I was drunk once and somebody told me somebody died

[02:40:44] Jax/rizon and I called the person's phone trying to talk to his girlfriend to give my condolences

[02:40:58] Jax/rizon unfortunately for me I was told Kevin died but not the last name of Kevin

[02:41:05] Jax/rizon so I called Kevin and was like oh my God you're alive

[02:41:48] Jax/rizon well I found out that the Kevin who died was a wife beater

[02:41:55] Jax/rizon so I didn't really appreciate him that much anymore

[02:42:18] Jax/rizon ikr

[02:42:28] Jax/rizon man for me I was always fighting people bigger than me when I was in school

[02:42:41] Jax/rizon but that's because when I was really little I was getting tossed around by adults so I wasn't afraid of the bigger kids and their light punches

[02:43:29] Jax/rizon I didn't make it through high school

[02:43:45] Jax/rizon I was too busy out breaking the law and risking my life at night

[02:43:49] Jax/rizon just for cheap thrills

[02:44:36] Jax/rizon When my namesake died I got very depressed

[02:44:41] Jax/rizon I stopped going to school

[02:44:55] Jax/rizon I would have been able to say my goodbyes if fucking school wasn't mandatory

[02:45:03] Jax/rizon I rejected it entirely

[02:45:24] Jax/rizon I would sneak out at night and break into stuff

[02:45:30] Jax/rizon Risking my life because I was sad

[02:45:36] Jax/rizon Just to feel alive again

[02:46:08] Jax/rizon That's when I fell off the building on a literal military installation

[02:46:14] Jax/rizon Lucky I didn't die or go to prison

[02:46:45] Jax/rizon Syndus I don't have much capacity for sadness anymore

[02:46:55] Jax/rizon I get depressed and after a bit it turns to resolve

[02:47:18] Jax/rizon (:

[02:47:22] Jax/rizon Life is good

[02:59:03] Jax/rizon Man

[02:59:10] Jax/rizon -_-

[02:59:38] Jax/rizon Sorry, frustrated that some retarded girl really let me go on a wild goose chase for the last month

[02:59:57] Jax/rizon Bottom line: Girl claimed guy was creeping on her

[03:00:12] Jax/rizon But NEGLECTED TO MENTION, OF COURSE, that she sent him nudes

[03:00:23] Jax/rizon And then sat there and raised a fuss when she got a dick pic back

[03:01:10] Jax/rizon >"I was 17 when he sent me this dick!"

[03:01:18] Jax/rizon Did not mention the nudes she sent first

[03:01:19] Jax/rizon smfh

[03:01:36] Jax/rizon Yeah, no

[03:01:37] Jax/rizon None

[03:01:41] Jax/rizon Burn all people involved

[03:01:43] Jax/rizon Alive

[03:02:00] Jax/rizon That's why I was investigating

[03:02:33] Jax/rizon It's okay Syndus I understand and accept that at some point everyone hits that realization about me

[03:02:48] Jax/rizon It's why I am antisocial now

[03:03:22] Jax/rizon nah

[03:03:30] Jax/rizon I got so much content to offer

[03:03:37] Jax/rizon And not one person wants any of it

[03:03:42] Jax/rizon Hard not to be antisocial

[03:04:30] Jax/rizon Nah

[03:04:42] Jax/rizon I'll just remind myself to speak less and call it a day

[03:04:47] Jax/rizon Have a good one folks

[03:05:17] Jax/rizon I wouldn't be anyone other than me.

[03:05:22] Jax/rizon Ever.

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