IRC Driven

[08:59:53] Mikoolo/rizon A morning.

[09:00:23] Mikoolo/rizon UPTIME: 41 days, 8 hours, 36 minutes

[09:00:31] Mikoolo/rizon Should reboot it before 42.

[09:04:52] Mikoolo/rizon Saphir^Txp, why are you connected with 4 nicks at once?

[09:08:54] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[09:08:59] Mikoolo/rizon I see someone removed the ban.

[09:09:45] Mikoolo/rizon There

[09:09:48] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the one I think.

[09:34:31] Mikoolo/rizon swedman

[09:35:12] Mikoolo/rizon Thats just someone with dyslexia spelling rasist with a double-S insignia.

[09:36:11] Mikoolo/rizon Kanst nicht spell rassisten without der SS.

[09:36:45] Mikoolo/rizon Who the fuck is that?

[09:37:00] Mikoolo/rizon .why O11O1OOO_OOOOO1OO

[09:37:36] Mikoolo/rizon Too bad those are O's an not 0's.

[09:38:11] Mikoolo/rizon I bet I and l looks the same on your font then.

[09:39:02] Mikoolo/rizon :s

[09:39:22] Mikoolo/rizon And then you got lightning bolts replacing s?

[09:40:47] Mikoolo/rizon He wanted to give you double the enjoyment, pankakes.

[09:41:44] Mikoolo/rizon But the main developer is pushing the h service and sunsetting h4.

[09:42:10] Mikoolo/rizon h4 was open source and look where it brought him. Into this channel.

[09:42:16] Mikoolo/rizon This was clearly not the intent of the developer.

[09:42:50] Mikoolo/rizon So the developer went proprietary with the new cooler and only 9.99€/month h5 service.

[09:43:21] Mikoolo/rizon I tried irssi. I wasn't smart enough for it.

[09:43:46] Mikoolo/rizon I like adiirc.

[09:44:03] Mikoolo/rizon I enjoy the search function in the settings.

[09:44:16] Mikoolo/rizon Incase I can't find what I am looking for so I just type what I want to find in the search.

[09:45:32] Mikoolo/rizon And he doesn't copy/paste right and gets extra spaces where they shouldn't be.

[09:46:07] Mikoolo/rizon His mum showed him a de-linter once.

[09:46:16] Mikoolo/rizon He thinks they are used on clothes only.

[09:46:25] Mikoolo/rizon Or in clothes dryers.

[09:48:35] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech just sent me a pic of the "vegetable" he's going to have tonight https://i.imgur.com/BiLNMvH.jpeg

[09:50:02] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech too. He things that will fit really nice.

[09:50:08] Mikoolo/rizon thinks*

[09:55:31] Mikoolo/rizon Quick! lets ban him!

[09:55:53] Mikoolo/rizon h4 nows your chance, ban h5 so he won't replace you!

[09:56:40] Mikoolo/rizon What if he turns into something like GEMA, h4?

[09:57:57] Mikoolo/rizon Thats close window.

[09:58:59] Mikoolo/rizon h5 is h4 but cured, Ice`.

[09:59:04] Mikoolo/rizon HV instead for HIV.

[10:00:56] Mikoolo/rizon Get a new keyboard for h5.

[10:02:03] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[10:02:20] Mikoolo/rizon .w kiel, us

[10:02:37] Mikoolo/rizon .w kiel, ca

[10:02:55] Mikoolo/rizon She's like 60% ass, h5.

[10:03:20] Mikoolo/rizon But I can't prove the 60% since i haven't seen her ass.

[10:03:40] Mikoolo/rizon I do.

[10:04:31] Mikoolo/rizon The h-man has been looking at asses the whole week, pankakes. He needs to give you a proper score based on 1 million asses.

[10:05:32] Mikoolo/rizon Metric is hard for americans to understand.

[10:05:53] Mikoolo/rizon I got a song for you to play to your daughter, pankakes.

[10:06:12] Mikoolo/rizon pankakes play this for her https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8

[10:07:23] Mikoolo/rizon For 30 odd years I have lived with this curse

[10:07:24] Mikoolo/rizon My vocabulary was stunted at birth

[10:07:24] Mikoolo/rizon By a witchdoctor from over the seas

[10:07:24] Mikoolo/rizon Casting a strange voodoo magic on me

[10:07:24] Mikoolo/rizon Now when I speak, it's rather absurd

[10:07:24] Mikoolo/rizon I lash out in anger at all in my way

[10:07:24] Mikoolo/rizon An endless tirade of four letter words

[10:07:25] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker

[10:07:25] Mikoolo/rizon Shocking, unspeakable things that I say

[10:09:38] Mikoolo/rizon pankakes https://youtu.be/Gu0TurCDC94

[10:10:14] Mikoolo/rizon It's a song called "Potato pride"

[10:10:19] Mikoolo/rizon It's a north korean pop song

[10:11:58] Mikoolo/rizon In our village an old man

[10:11:58] Mikoolo/rizon On the day of potato distribution

[10:11:58] Mikoolo/rizon Layed out a feast on the birthday table

[10:11:58] Mikoolo/rizon Inviting all to join

[10:11:58] Mikoolo/rizon Chewy potato tteok and Hamhung cold noodles

[10:11:59] Mikoolo/rizon Delicious ggwabaegi and potato pancakes,

[10:11:59] Mikoolo/rizon Potato pride- oh so many

[10:12:00] Mikoolo/rizon Lost count at thirty

[10:13:06] Mikoolo/rizon He'll be back in december, wez.

[10:14:06] Mikoolo/rizon h5 h4 https://youtu.be/HNC5eu16hEw

[10:15:10] Mikoolo/rizon I bought a plushie and sent it to you wez.

[10:15:48] Mikoolo/rizon https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/150146296/drop_bear_by_loveandasandwich-d2xev1t.jpg ain't it nice wez?

[10:26:22] Mikoolo/rizon Where ADMIRAL_HUBRIS?

[10:26:32] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[10:26:36] Mikoolo/rizon In the song.

[10:26:48] Mikoolo/rizon Sure there was, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS. For the Kim family.

[10:37:51] Mikoolo/rizon My deepest condolences, foxy.

[10:38:19] Mikoolo/rizon Tell zeus to get in bed and use him as a pillow.

[10:39:17] Mikoolo/rizon Ban him from bed if he doesn't calm down.

[10:45:27] Mikoolo/rizon .cc coldest temperature measured in wollongong

[10:47:19] Mikoolo/rizon Try 5000 miles, irish666.

[10:48:31] Mikoolo/rizon .yt walk 5000 miles

[10:48:39] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[10:48:42] Mikoolo/rizon It's 500 not 5000.

[10:49:01] Mikoolo/rizon Good news irish666!

[10:49:07] Mikoolo/rizon You only need to do 500 miles!

[10:49:37] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 500 miles to km

[10:49:53] Mikoolo/rizon .cc distance from lulea to stockholm

[10:50:17] Mikoolo/rizon Around.

[10:51:20] Mikoolo/rizon He is a bit obtuse.

[10:51:28] Mikoolo/rizon But he's around somewhere.

[10:52:21] Mikoolo/rizon Don't call foxy dane, she's american, n0s3y|afk.

[10:53:10] Mikoolo/rizon no

[10:53:13] Mikoolo/rizon They got long ears.

[10:53:18] Mikoolo/rizon With pointy tips.

[10:54:24] Mikoolo/rizon Could be worse. He could have cauliflower ears.

[10:55:32] Mikoolo/rizon Who mentioned hansel and gretel?

[10:57:06] Mikoolo/rizon I don't see any german folklore link :s

[10:57:17] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[10:57:25] Mikoolo/rizon It was just angel.

[10:57:28] Mikoolo/rizon Thought it was a person.

[10:59:44] Mikoolo/rizon Meh.

[10:59:54] Mikoolo/rizon Everyone knows that Red Dwarf is the superior british sci-fi show.

[11:00:47] Mikoolo/rizon Whats that supposed to mean, wez?

[11:02:25] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/ybYvfw4HJVQ

[11:03:22] Mikoolo/rizon foxy, it's an imposter that is impersonating h4. I actually lied

[11:03:42] Mikoolo/rizon But I think we should let h4 deal with it, foxy.

[11:03:45] Mikoolo/rizon No wez.

[11:03:48] Mikoolo/rizon I tried years ago.

[11:03:51] Mikoolo/rizon I gave up.

[11:04:24] Mikoolo/rizon I never bothered watching the black and white dr who.

[11:08:33] Mikoolo/rizon If those are not biblically accurate angels I'll get mad, wez.

[11:09:34] Mikoolo/rizon I ment it in the insensitive meaning, n0s3y|afk.

[11:09:52] Mikoolo/rizon Those ain't biblically accurate angels, wez.

[11:10:29] Mikoolo/rizon These are biblically accurate angels, wez. https://i.redd.it/fzbh8dfusz4a1.jpg

[11:11:37] Mikoolo/rizon So the bible wrote the bible? D:

[11:15:11] Mikoolo/rizon Those are A grade postmen, Ice`.

[11:35:44] Mikoolo/rizon foxy I'd rather see nicks younger than 1 year banned.

[11:36:25] Mikoolo/rizon And have only registered nicks allowed. Thats +r or +R?

[11:43:54] Mikoolo/rizon I assume your mum is also old, balding and wears glasses and pretty chill about smoking weed as long as it ain't inside the home, irish666?

[11:53:55] Mikoolo/rizon UPTIME: 41 days, 11 hours, 30 minutes

[11:53:57] Mikoolo/rizon bbl

[11:54:00] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna reboot.

[11:57:52] Mikoolo/rizon ty

[11:57:55] Mikoolo/rizon UPTIME: 0 days, 0 hours, 1 minutes

[12:45:53] Mikoolo/rizon The price is a free goose, Sander.

[13:13:15] Mikoolo/rizon I think he's at work, foxy. Jesus that is.

[13:13:49] Mikoolo/rizon Someones gotta be selling those tacos from the foodtruck.

[13:22:27] Mikoolo/rizon Theres no befriend, teddybearcell.

[13:22:35] Mikoolo/rizon There is only !bang.

[13:22:54] Mikoolo/rizon Each time you shoot down a duck in duckhunt a chinese duck breeder kills a duck.

[13:23:01] Mikoolo/rizon farmer*

[13:23:44] Mikoolo/rizon foxy https://i.imgur.com/t9KYnuw.jpeg

[13:23:58] Mikoolo/rizon Thought you'd like it.

[13:25:37] Mikoolo/rizon bbl, going to the pharmacy.

[15:08:10] Mikoolo/rizon Remember. If you're out camping with your friends in the forest and a bear shows up. You do not need to be the fastest at running. And if you're the slowest I recommend learning to throwing rocks at moving targets on your spare time before the camping event.

[15:11:28] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why you throw one or more rocks on the friend you like the least so they'll trip over, h4.

[15:11:58] Mikoolo/rizon Or the one just infront of you.

[15:12:40] Mikoolo/rizon I'd rather live with a guilty concsiousness.

[15:13:13] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[15:13:36] Mikoolo/rizon Thats different. I won't get eaten alive then.

[15:14:23] Mikoolo/rizon True, considering the famine riddled pankakes wants to join she might eat one or two of us with her potatos she brought along, h4.

[15:14:44] Mikoolo/rizon Same.

[15:15:47] Mikoolo/rizon The hungry grizzly part is ancestral PTSD from the viking pillaging and the potato famine, h4.

[15:16:48] Mikoolo/rizon Where did you screenshot that from, irish666?

[15:17:26] Mikoolo/rizon We're your real friends, irish666.

[15:18:19] Mikoolo/rizon Lying with 0.91 miles is acceptable. It's the same as with fishing and the biggest catch.

[15:19:09] Mikoolo/rizon I would destroy the device you downloaded us into, irish666.

[15:19:22] Mikoolo/rizon You never know what the digital version of ComputerTech will fuck up.

[15:21:44] Mikoolo/rizon You censored your own name from your blogpost, irish666.

[15:39:58] Mikoolo/rizon Heres better music than that rap you're listening to, pankakes. https://youtu.be/f55CqLc6IR0

[15:40:30] Mikoolo/rizon If you hate rap it's better.

[15:40:48] Mikoolo/rizon datura is not recommended.

[15:41:00] Mikoolo/rizon There was this guy in germany that cut of his penis while tripping on datura iirc.

[15:42:14] Mikoolo/rizon Just don't click on them then.

[15:43:11] Mikoolo/rizon Except during the few rare occasions like this song, h4?

[15:43:11] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/qq76LCiP2Ds

[16:48:34] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't from an anime.

[16:48:53] Mikoolo/rizon Heard it before but can't say if it's from a game or a song melody being whistles.

[16:50:23] Mikoolo/rizon Wait. Ain't that a super mario bros tune?

[16:55:06] Mikoolo/rizon Yes, by a 5 foot stap-on.

[16:57:42] Mikoolo/rizon I found the exact music at the start Syndus.

[16:57:58] Mikoolo/rizon WIth the instrumental bits and all.

[16:58:13] Mikoolo/rizon Here Syndus https://youtu.be/2Y97WrrA99E

[17:00:44] Mikoolo/rizon Don't worry Syndus. I've full filled my karma regarding being an asshole now so I can feel good about being one to you later.

[17:01:50] Mikoolo/rizon I already found the perfect date for ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/Iis2YhN.jpg

[17:05:39] Mikoolo/rizon Move to a country where you don't need room mates to afford living quarters.

[17:06:16] Mikoolo/rizon Yes

[17:06:24] Mikoolo/rizon Almost any country that ain't USA.

[17:07:42] Mikoolo/rizon That doesn't count tho.

[17:07:50] Mikoolo/rizon Since you don't live in warsaw, just there visiting.

[17:08:14] Mikoolo/rizon Then start learning polish, ComputerTech.

[17:08:35] Mikoolo/rizon Fucking dirty lazy immigrant doesn't want to learn the language of the new country he lives in.

[17:09:10] Mikoolo/rizon If I moved to ireland I'd learn to speak irish-english to fit in, ComputerTech.

[17:09:40] Mikoolo/rizon Thats how you get me shot in ireland, h4.

[17:10:15] Mikoolo/rizon They would take me into a dark alley and say "Ye kno wee lad, we hate the english but yer even worse!"

[17:10:22] Mikoolo/rizon And then execute me.

[17:10:43] Mikoolo/rizon I said irish-english not gaelic, ComputerTech.

[17:10:49] Mikoolo/rizon That is english with an irish accent.

[17:11:05] Mikoolo/rizon You know. Like in father ted or mrs browns boys.

[17:11:43] Mikoolo/rizon I'd master talking like Father Jack from Father Ted, ComputerTech.

[17:12:39] Mikoolo/rizon Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/R1ZU6UMDfgY

[17:14:40] Mikoolo/rizon Was the answer from her positive, Dr_DICK?

[17:15:33] Mikoolo/rizon You could be a bit too quick with the "I love you" tho, Dr_DICK.

[17:15:40] Mikoolo/rizon Nice esjay.

[17:15:47] Mikoolo/rizon No need to take care of the pugs then.

[17:16:35] Mikoolo/rizon If I met someone that had a pug and I was drunk af I would misstake them for the loafers I don't own and start wondering why they are warm and moist.

[17:17:42] Mikoolo/rizon It's one thing if it's your own pug, another thing if it's someones poorly pottytrained pugs.

[17:19:58] Mikoolo/rizon Thats because Dr_DICK has a hockey smile and canadian women are suckers for those, h4.

[17:20:20] Mikoolo/rizon Do you even know what a hockey smile is, ComputerTech?

[17:20:40] Mikoolo/rizon Then explain what it is, ComputerTech.

[17:20:54] Mikoolo/rizon It's when you're missing front teeth.

[17:21:04] Mikoolo/rizon And the gap is visible when you smile.

[17:21:24] Mikoolo/rizon We have to make sure you are aware of terms these days, ComputerTech.

[17:22:39] Mikoolo/rizon Being a great cook, rich, handy, and have a big penis goes a long way.

[17:24:19] Mikoolo/rizon h4 ComputerTech look

[17:24:22] Mikoolo/rizon UPTIME: 0 days, 5 hours, 28 minutes

[17:24:23] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[17:24:31] Mikoolo/rizon My uptime.

[17:24:40] Mikoolo/rizon This computer.

[17:25:04] Mikoolo/rizon No

[17:25:09] Mikoolo/rizon Windows 12 alpha.

[17:25:30] Mikoolo/rizon Found a iso for it.

[17:25:38] Mikoolo/rizon And installed it.

[17:25:40] Mikoolo/rizon It's nice.

[17:26:14] Mikoolo/rizon You are right, h4. ComputerTech really thinks alpha is a RC.

[17:26:53] Mikoolo/rizon If you pay me then sure, ComputerTech.

[17:27:10] Mikoolo/rizon 9.99€ / month to make me use Linux, ComputerTech.

[17:27:47] Mikoolo/rizon Then I'll stay on Win 11.

[17:28:14] Mikoolo/rizon If you didn't care then you wouldn't have told me to use linux instead, ComputerTech.

[17:28:44] Mikoolo/rizon Not even using his own pastebin.

[17:29:27] Mikoolo/rizon Can't even host pictures on his own forum.

[17:31:56] Mikoolo/rizon The day I move to linux is the day when it'll be as hassle free to play video games on it as it is on windows.

[17:34:35] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech hows it going installing bnet?

[17:35:05] Mikoolo/rizon tjr ComputerTech already forgot the hundreds of times you told him to play wow with you.

[17:38:35] Mikoolo/rizon Oh I see now that I wrote win 11, I'm on win 10.

[17:41:43] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech once again since you didn't answer. Hows it going installing bnet?

[17:42:10] Mikoolo/rizon YOu've been trying for weeks now, ComputerTech.

[17:49:57] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech I found a new blonde for you https://i.imgur.com/p9R6v1U.jpeg

[17:52:41] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds like I'm addictive.

[17:53:14] Mikoolo/rizon Or an itch you should scratch but you do it anyway.

[17:53:24] Mikoolo/rizon Not on tiktok tho.

[17:53:26] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck that.

[17:53:44] Mikoolo/rizon I only let US companies track me.

[17:53:54] Mikoolo/rizon And japanese.

[17:54:01] Mikoolo/rizon And korean.

[17:54:04] Mikoolo/rizon And swedish.

[18:05:58] Mikoolo/rizon I blame ComputerTech manipulating the stats.

[18:07:33] Mikoolo/rizon Racism is for lazy people.

[18:13:54] Mikoolo/rizon What are you now, Ice`?

[18:14:24] Mikoolo/rizon Do you make one big boom noise once in your life, Ice`?

[18:16:09] Mikoolo/rizon @chanrank

[18:16:14] Mikoolo/rizon @topchans

[18:17:41] Mikoolo/rizon Your ears remind me of delicious cauliflowers h4 and your nose of a fresh baby potato. Your eyes glimmer like the finest brown gravy and your teeth remind me of corn on the cob.

[18:18:55] Mikoolo/rizon I wouldn't accept coffee from ComputerTech, pankakes. He doesn't know how to brew a good cup since he has never had coffee.

[18:19:27] Mikoolo/rizon He doesn't even know what coffee tastes like.

[18:20:59] Mikoolo/rizon Looking at ComputerTech make me feel like jedi Luke Skywalker when he's about to fight the rancor.

[18:21:14] Mikoolo/rizon What h4?

[18:21:53] Mikoolo/rizon Who started to throw stones?

[18:24:50] Mikoolo/rizon I'm more scared of him because he thinks he knows but actually he doesn't, h4.

[18:25:50] Mikoolo/rizon We uninvited him, pankakes. So you get to spend time alone with him.

[18:26:45] Mikoolo/rizon You're american, zof.

[18:27:24] Mikoolo/rizon Luckily few of them go abroad in europe, h4.

[18:27:33] Mikoolo/rizon They tend to prefer middle eastern countries.

[18:28:28] Mikoolo/rizon For the price of oil.

[18:30:04] Mikoolo/rizon (ヘ･_･)ヘ┳━┳

[18:32:04] Mikoolo/rizon .k Kuro-chan no petting party

[18:32:10] Mikoolo/rizon I hoped that would have worked.

[18:33:25] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[18:33:25] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck now esjay started using cinema as a word.

[18:33:25] Mikoolo/rizon I did not force you, h4. pankakes was the one who replied with "yep" to you!

[18:33:34] Mikoolo/rizon Soon she'll start saying fr fr aswell.

[18:34:08] Mikoolo/rizon First time I've seen you say cinema tho, esjay.

[18:34:36] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en kino

[18:34:46] Mikoolo/rizon She's turning german, h4.

[18:35:29] Mikoolo/rizon She started with the current retard flavour word tho.

[18:35:36] Mikoolo/rizon I remember when people said "Kappa" all the time 10ish years ago.

[18:35:54] Mikoolo/rizon Adopting new words to try to sound modern and hip.

[18:36:33] Mikoolo/rizon It was the popular retard word years ago, h4.

[18:36:51] Mikoolo/rizon Among twitch stream watchers and such.

[18:37:21] Mikoolo/rizon Whenever I see people I've known for years on the internet start using the modern hip words such as that I get reminded of this, h4. https://youtu.be/fiOMbqPHFwo

[18:38:51] Mikoolo/rizon Steve Buschemi?

[18:39:01] Mikoolo/rizon Buscemi*

[18:39:06] Mikoolo/rizon He never aged.

[18:39:14] Mikoolo/rizon No

[18:39:24] Mikoolo/rizon He used to work as a fire fighter.

[18:40:53] Mikoolo/rizon Can you name this guy, h4? https://i.imgur.com/0GLhBa1.gif

[18:41:34] Mikoolo/rizon Good, Fensta will not want help from law enforcement in the future if a crisis happens.

[18:42:01] Mikoolo/rizon Thats Bruce Campbell, h4. The best B actor in hollywood.

[18:42:21] Mikoolo/rizon s/shitty/awesome

[18:42:36] Mikoolo/rizon You should watch Evil Dead 1 and 2 and 3, h4.

[18:43:03] Mikoolo/rizon He was also in the Hercules and Xena movies, h4.

[18:43:06] Mikoolo/rizon tv shows*

[18:43:38] Mikoolo/rizon He played a waiter in the first? Spider-Man movie too, h4.

[18:44:15] Mikoolo/rizon Bruce Campbell is amazing.

[18:46:08] Mikoolo/rizon esjay I laughed and cheered when Bruce Campbell appeared as a hotdog salesman.

[18:46:14] Mikoolo/rizon In Doctor Strange 2.

[18:46:42] Mikoolo/rizon It was a nice hommage to evil dead at the same time.

[18:47:24] Mikoolo/rizon You watched this tv show esjay? https://youtu.be/_Fqp4xT7M3w

[18:47:56] Mikoolo/rizon And Brisco

[18:48:41] Mikoolo/rizon This too esjay? https://youtu.be/wLDJ6DlQk1A

[18:49:14] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[18:49:52] Mikoolo/rizon This show is also great https://youtu.be/6oI-nfeDtWc

[18:52:37] Mikoolo/rizon Jack of all trades is the ultimate bruce campbell tv show imo.

[18:53:34] Mikoolo/rizon Theres also that samurai wild west show.

[18:54:22] Mikoolo/rizon I mean Kung Fu, Harzilein.

[18:54:26] Mikoolo/rizon From 72.

[18:59:19] Mikoolo/rizon Punch me h4, I want to link a certain video.

[18:59:51] Mikoolo/rizon Thanks.

[18:59:58] Mikoolo/rizon Kinda.

[19:00:23] Mikoolo/rizon Whats so happy about it?

[19:01:01] Mikoolo/rizon But ComputerTech is active.

[19:01:07] Mikoolo/rizon So the tuesday is ruined already.

[19:02:03] Mikoolo/rizon I can't say that he isn't allowed to be happy, h4.

[19:02:12] Mikoolo/rizon But you are allowed to take that statement as a challenge if you wish, h4.

[19:04:53] Mikoolo/rizon Murderers that use firearms also use that excuse, ComputerTech.

[19:05:16] Mikoolo/rizon And if they used a knife.

[19:05:36] Mikoolo/rizon At the same time I hope, h4.

[19:06:04] Mikoolo/rizon Wiggle that booty, h4.

[19:06:10] Mikoolo/rizon emptively*

[19:21:02] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/h46_THPT8cA

[19:24:12] Mikoolo/rizon Instead for reinventing the wheel, why not make something new, ComputerTech?

[19:24:47] Mikoolo/rizon Just make a xdcc bot.

[19:25:23] Mikoolo/rizon "for users in here"

[19:25:42] Mikoolo/rizon Made a bot with xdcc feature that they can grab the stuff you want them to get.

[19:25:45] Mikoolo/rizon make*

[19:25:51] Mikoolo/rizon PReferably get one thats already been made

[19:25:56] Mikoolo/rizon ANd customize it to fit your needs.

[19:26:06] Mikoolo/rizon Less work and more convenient.

[19:26:52] Mikoolo/rizon They would be forced to share their ip and stuff with the website too h4.

[19:47:28] Mikoolo/rizon Use semtex phonekait.

[19:47:53] Mikoolo/rizon It's like tippex but better.

[19:48:07] Mikoolo/rizon It goes "KABOOM!" then there is no work thats dragging anymore.

[19:48:37] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[19:49:15] Mikoolo/rizon It's like C-4 phonekait.

[19:50:09] Mikoolo/rizon semtex is better. You could claim it was a typo instead for ordering 1kg of tippex with company money, phonekait.

[19:51:10] Mikoolo/rizon Other people have different interests, AlterEgo_.

[19:51:49] Mikoolo/rizon phonekait could probably name a weird obscure car part that you've never heard about before, AlterEgo_. And she could reply with "How do you not know what X-Thing is?"

[19:52:18] Mikoolo/rizon Or some accounting terms.

[19:53:20] Mikoolo/rizon Road vehicles have annual checkups in sweden.

[20:01:31] Mikoolo/rizon I see the problem, ComputerTech.

[20:01:38] Mikoolo/rizon It's not that everyone are so old.

[20:01:43] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[20:02:12] Mikoolo/rizon You haven't even seen classic horror movies such as The Thing or Alien, ComputerTech.

[20:03:00] Mikoolo/rizon You even thought that Silence of the Lambs was a porno and prepared to watch it with some hand lotion and got disappointed that there were no actuall lambs in the entire movie, ComputerTech.

[20:03:48] Mikoolo/rizon Both have one actor in common, AlterEgo_.

[20:03:57] Mikoolo/rizon Sam Neill

[20:04:45] Mikoolo/rizon All presidents except Barack Obama had issues signing their own name due to old age.

[20:05:08] Mikoolo/rizon Well in JFK's case it was because his brain was all over the car and road.

[20:10:17] Mikoolo/rizon To separate the nicks, AlterEgo_.

[20:10:23] Mikoolo/rizon With visual clues.

[20:11:08] Mikoolo/rizon My clients gives other people different colours, AlterEgo_. You got a caucasian skintone colour, ComputerTech is light vomit green and GrungeBarbie is red.

[20:11:44] Mikoolo/rizon h4 is teal.

[20:12:56] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the colour of his anus after a weekend down at the sheep pens, AlterEgo_.

[20:16:17] Mikoolo/rizon Chocolate are bad for dogs so nice theres a glass panel protecting them, GrungeBarbie.

[20:16:27] Mikoolo/rizon is*

[20:16:42] Mikoolo/rizon !request akick ComputerTech spammy toddler

[20:17:14] Mikoolo/rizon We need him akicked.

[20:17:37] Mikoolo/rizon Hey

[20:17:43] Mikoolo/rizon You stole that from GrungeBarbie, h4.

[20:18:01] Mikoolo/rizon You should let her have another chance, ComputerTech.

[20:18:15] Mikoolo/rizon GrungeBarbie do /kick ComputerTech

[20:18:44] Mikoolo/rizon Thats because he hasn't de-ownerified himself yet.

[20:19:02] Mikoolo/rizon He rejoined and he got it back.

[20:19:37] Mikoolo/rizon Can you guys stop stealing GrungeBarbie's kick?

[20:20:00] Mikoolo/rizon That looked almost automated, h4.

[20:20:29] Mikoolo/rizon \o/

[20:21:24] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, she's too slow with the kicking, h4.

[20:21:31] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a lot of trouble.

[20:21:46] Mikoolo/rizon If you are the entire problem you'll get akicked btw.

[20:24:07] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you're in texas now and own a .50 bmg rifle, GrungeBarbie.

[20:24:27] Mikoolo/rizon .yt eminem musket for home defense

[20:24:42] Mikoolo/rizon The best song eminem never sang.

[21:21:52] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[21:25:00] Mikoolo/rizon You should squeeze starch out from potatos and use it as a conditioner for your hair, pankakes.

[21:27:46] Mikoolo/rizon X-Americans are weird af.

[21:27:56] Mikoolo/rizon Self segregation since childhood.

[21:28:17] Mikoolo/rizon I mean like irish-americans, african-americans, german-americans and all that, GrungeBarbie.

[21:28:46] Mikoolo/rizon America, GrungeBarbie.

[21:29:27] Mikoolo/rizon I find it laughable when someone calls themselves, as an example, irish-american and none of them have ever been in ireland for 6 generations.

[21:31:52] Mikoolo/rizon I can call myself finno-swede because I grew up on the border, grandma from both sides were finnish, I grew up speaking both languages and got bunch of relatives in finland I still got contact with.

[21:32:18] Mikoolo/rizon Translation: Pooping.

[21:33:02] Mikoolo/rizon GrungeBarbie, sounds like your grandparents were german "immigrants" from the 40's.

[21:34:21] Mikoolo/rizon Grandparents in this context weren't your actual grandparents but great great great grandparents, GrungeBarbie?

[21:35:16] Mikoolo/rizon The somalian guy I worked with this summer used his phone to show him what direction mecca was.

[21:35:24] Mikoolo/rizon Let me tell you this, it was not accurate.

[21:35:35] Mikoolo/rizon He faced north-west once.

[21:35:44] Mikoolo/rizon Prayed like twice a day.

[21:35:49] Mikoolo/rizon At work.

[21:39:56] Mikoolo/rizon Jesus ain't real.

[21:40:23] Mikoolo/rizon Seems like you need to peg h4 into obedience, pankakes.

[21:40:48] Mikoolo/rizon So you've experienced it h4?

[21:41:18] Mikoolo/rizon ANd the lube was ice cold, right h4?

[21:42:44] Mikoolo/rizon Atleast your ass was clean afterwards, TheFatherMind.

[21:43:23] Mikoolo/rizon You shouldn't take it out on pankakes, h4.

[21:44:17] Mikoolo/rizon pankakes is a innocent homely girl that hasn't done anything wrong, h4. She's crying internally and the flowers she picked today won't get sold tomorrow because people don't like to watch sad girls.

[21:44:56] Mikoolo/rizon What if it's a hairy ass, pankakes?

[21:45:11] Mikoolo/rizon A really hairy man ass.

[21:45:38] Mikoolo/rizon So hairy that you'd get ass hair stuck in your mouth after giving a rimjob, pankakes.

[21:45:59] Mikoolo/rizon Social Services gave her ~ h4.

[21:46:10] Mikoolo/rizon As protection agains abusive spouses.

[21:46:13] Mikoolo/rizon against*

[21:50:04] Mikoolo/rizon WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHER FUCKER BURN! BURN BURN MOTHER FUCKER! BUUURN!

[21:51:37] Mikoolo/rizon There are two well known and popular religious furries that everyone have heard about, Loki and Zeus.

[21:52:19] Mikoolo/rizon h4 no, it was a response to Syndus's bloodhund gang.

[21:59:54] Mikoolo/rizon We're out of ham, we only got spam and eggs, Sander.

[22:00:49] Mikoolo/rizon We do not recommend consuming green eggs.

[22:00:58] Mikoolo/rizon If you were served green eggs then we're out of eggs too, wof.

[22:01:15] Mikoolo/rizon We do not use dye.

[22:02:00] Mikoolo/rizon Him or me?

[22:05:24] Mikoolo/rizon TNG

[22:10:07] Mikoolo/rizon Phone, webcam or physical meeting?

[22:10:27] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck those.

[22:10:44] Mikoolo/rizon physical meetings are better but only if theres snacks involved.

[22:13:18] Mikoolo/rizon Whad did he do?

[22:15:57] Mikoolo/rizon Only "bad" thing I find from googling his name is that he dislikes Trump and said he's mentally unfit to be potus.

[22:24:57] Mikoolo/rizon h4 https://youtu.be/wuN-bW_zS0Q

[22:34:06] Mikoolo/rizon He works on a fishing boat.

[22:34:18] Mikoolo/rizon They used hooked webs.

[22:35:04] Mikoolo/rizon I've been on a small boat for like 10 hours non stop finnish once, wez. It felt like I was drunk when I got back on land.

[22:35:12] Mikoolo/rizon fishing*

[22:35:48] Mikoolo/rizon Ok bedtime since I typoed fishing into finnish.

[22:36:03] Mikoolo/rizon My stitches?

[22:36:08] Mikoolo/rizon They are still in the eye.

[22:36:28] Mikoolo/rizon Got a new bandage lense and renewed eyedrop prescription.

[22:36:46] Mikoolo/rizon They couldn't say when the stitches would be taken out.

[22:37:00] Mikoolo/rizon They are kinda worried about the cornea separation.

[22:37:28] Mikoolo/rizon But I ain't since I can't see shit with the eye anyway.

[22:37:47] Mikoolo/rizon Just annoying to take the eye drops and stuff all the time.

[22:38:16] Mikoolo/rizon OH BOY!

[22:38:24] Mikoolo/rizon I haven't gotten to tell anyone about my story for a while now!

[22:38:33] Mikoolo/rizon Sure

[22:38:47] Mikoolo/rizon I'll rate it tho.

[22:38:53] Mikoolo/rizon To see if you got your homework right.

[22:39:18] Mikoolo/rizon 1.4cm long metal wire.

[22:39:20] Mikoolo/rizon Not a rod.

[22:40:06] Mikoolo/rizon I call it a brain piercing and hope I can find a big titty goth who will find it sexy and hardcore af.

[22:41:21] Mikoolo/rizon The metal wire went through the protective visor on my helmet, my glasses, bombed my eye with glass fragments (plastic lenses on the glasses) right through the eye and into my brain where it's permanently stuck coz it's too deep for the surgeons to remove, GrungeBarbie.

[22:41:50] Mikoolo/rizon I had no pupil when I got in for surgery and they removed 50 fragments from the glasses in the first surgery.

[22:42:12] Mikoolo/rizon This happened in august last year.

[22:42:34] Mikoolo/rizon I know.

[22:42:56] Mikoolo/rizon No

[22:43:20] Mikoolo/rizon I am quite content Syndus.

[22:43:29] Mikoolo/rizon I am a rather calm person irl.

[22:43:40] Mikoolo/rizon I'm only a asshole on irc coz it's hard to break my nose here.

[22:44:03] Mikoolo/rizon I got x-rays if you want to see, GrungeBarbie.

[22:44:26] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg this is the metal wire in my brain GrungeBarbie.

[22:44:52] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/bNnPYY2.jpg the white stuff in the middle of the brain ehre is where I was having a brain hemorraghe

[22:46:04] Mikoolo/rizon Was at work. triangular blade on the clearing saw hit a wire wildlife fence and propelled the metal wire into my eye.

[22:46:44] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah. I basically just paid.

[22:46:49] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 35 sek to usd

[22:46:56] Mikoolo/rizon For the 3 eye drops I have.

[22:47:10] Mikoolo/rizon Antibiotics and whatnots.

[22:47:34] Mikoolo/rizon August last year.

[22:48:16] Mikoolo/rizon I consider myself really fucking lucky tho, esjay.

[22:48:34] Mikoolo/rizon No neurological issues that I or the doctors or my family members are aware of.

[22:48:45] Mikoolo/rizon Except that I do a bit more typos on irc these days.

[22:50:01] Mikoolo/rizon Syndus I bought a bottle of whisky on jan 11th coz I wanted some whisky but when I got home I didn't feel like having any so it's still untouched on my shelf.

[22:50:59] Mikoolo/rizon I don't know.

[22:51:15] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[22:51:27] Mikoolo/rizon I might have a glass on friday tho.

[22:51:36] Mikoolo/rizon Or thursday.

[22:53:01] Mikoolo/rizon GrungeBarbie, wanna see the selfie I took when I arrived at the ER?

[22:53:06] Mikoolo/rizon I was concious the entire time.

[22:54:23] Mikoolo/rizon NSFW https://i.imgur.com/EIM2uVs.jpg

[22:54:30] Mikoolo/rizon Thats my right eye, selfie camera mirrored it.

[22:55:23] Mikoolo/rizon And this is what the eye looks like right now GrungeBarbie https://i.imgur.com/pOCoCT1.jpg

[22:55:41] Mikoolo/rizon I am for all practical purposes blind in that eye.

[22:55:59] Mikoolo/rizon I can see light sources and movement if it's really bright outside or in the room.

[22:56:54] Mikoolo/rizon Also here, GrungeBarbie. Cute Tax https://i.imgur.com/zuSR6EV.jpg

[22:57:09] Mikoolo/rizon Sis-in-laws and big bro's dog.

[22:58:52] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck

[22:59:09] Mikoolo/rizon Eye ok?

[22:59:30] Mikoolo/rizon Nice.

[22:59:33] Mikoolo/rizon Anyway bed now.

[22:59:40] Mikoolo/rizon It's almost wednesday here.

[22:59:44] Mikoolo/rizon Just a few seconds more.

[23:00:44] Mikoolo/rizon Volunteer at a dog shelter if you got spare time.

[23:00:58] Mikoolo/rizon You get all the dogs and none of the responsibilities for owning one.

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