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[07:43:57] pankakes/rizon Shhhh

[07:44:55] pankakes/rizon IM SAFE

[07:44:58] pankakes/rizon UP HIGH

[07:45:14] pankakes/rizon WHY DO I FEEL THIS PARTY IS OVER

[07:48:42] pankakes/rizon it too

[07:51:26] pankakes/rizon IM LOOKING FOR MYSELF SOBERR

[07:53:25] pankakes/rizon It’s done now move on

[07:53:34] pankakes/rizon I’m tryna run in this motherfucker

[07:54:04] pankakes/rizon !bang

[07:54:06] pankakes/rizon see

[07:54:08] pankakes/rizon sexisf

[07:54:14] pankakes/rizon every fucking time

[07:54:21] pankakes/rizon it doesn’t like women

[07:54:40] pankakes/rizon Yep

[07:57:08] pankakes/rizon Accepting drinks from irc strangers is how you end up with a sore ass

[08:09:35] pankakes/rizon Hey fuck boy lemme know how you wanna die, 24 hours to reply

[08:10:45] pankakes/rizon You have another 23 hours and 58 mins to think about it

[09:40:10] pankakes/rizon Woah

[09:40:21] pankakes/rizon Why is there 2

[09:40:52] pankakes/rizon Fml

[09:41:17] pankakes/rizon I don’t like h5

[09:41:40] pankakes/rizon Wasn’t a huge fan of v4 either but it grew on me

[09:42:33] pankakes/rizon Use irssi

[09:42:38] pankakes/rizon be cool

[09:42:41] pankakes/rizon like da cool kids

[09:42:47] pankakes/rizon fuck weechat

[09:43:03] pankakes/rizon I use a few different clients

[09:43:09] pankakes/rizon cause l337

[09:43:17] pankakes/rizon Stfu

[09:43:19] pankakes/rizon I am ok

[09:43:55] pankakes/rizon Well sometimes needs must

[09:44:08] pankakes/rizon I prob don’t need them now

[09:44:18] pankakes/rizon I did when I was getting smashed offline every min of every day

[09:44:51] pankakes/rizon A coffee

[09:44:55] pankakes/rizon he’s not writing shit

[09:45:39] pankakes/rizon Lmfao

[09:45:42] pankakes/rizon sounds about right

[09:49:19] pankakes/rizon I love courgettes

[10:01:19] pankakes/rizon >.>

[10:01:41] pankakes/rizon Hello

[10:02:15] pankakes/rizon .w

[10:02:29] pankakes/rizon nice and warm in the shit box today

[10:02:56] pankakes/rizon Wow

[10:03:05] pankakes/rizon fuck both of you tbh

[10:03:11] pankakes/rizon I’m putting you both on ignore

[10:03:43] pankakes/rizon 5/10 now 2/10

[10:03:48] pankakes/rizon bipolar ass mf

[10:04:08] pankakes/rizon He’s a liar too

[10:04:11] pankakes/rizon yeah but you don’t

[10:04:12] pankakes/rizon so stfu

[10:04:17] pankakes/rizon you can’t back up your false claims

[10:04:28] pankakes/rizon Yep

[10:04:36] pankakes/rizon you’re a 250lb basement dweller

[10:04:51] pankakes/rizon We all know it

[10:05:12] pankakes/rizon You don’t

[10:05:16] pankakes/rizon Hence dweller

[10:05:29] pankakes/rizon My daughter likes that song Ice`

[10:05:38] pankakes/rizon Cause she has shit taste in music

[10:05:45] pankakes/rizon its ok h5 we are all friends

[10:05:47] pankakes/rizon we won’t judge you

[10:06:16] pankakes/rizon I don’t click anything either of you post

[10:06:23] pankakes/rizon I have 2 daughters

[10:06:33] pankakes/rizon god h5 it gets worse

[10:06:34] pankakes/rizon I swear

[10:06:37] pankakes/rizon it’s not ok

[10:06:46] pankakes/rizon I promise you, it gets worse

[10:06:51] pankakes/rizon did you hear about the baby feet??

[10:07:00] pankakes/rizon In jars

[10:07:04] pankakes/rizon WTF

[10:07:11] pankakes/rizon what about how they killed the babies?

[10:07:24] pankakes/rizon sick bastard

[10:07:27] pankakes/rizon ans he has zero fucks

[10:08:31] pankakes/rizon Honestly the fact they were Inducing labour

[10:08:34] pankakes/rizon and killing the babies

[10:08:38] pankakes/rizon sick sick shit

[10:08:53] pankakes/rizon Did you hear about his corkscrew method yet?

[10:10:45] pankakes/rizon great enjoy that

[10:10:45] pankakes/rizon those poor detectives must have been traumatised

[10:10:45] pankakes/rizon What about when they raided his house?

[10:11:33] pankakes/rizon Rofl sounds wonderful

[13:35:10] pankakes/rizon Who the fuck r u

[13:35:25] pankakes/rizon Hands up Mf, this is a stick up

[13:38:15] pankakes/rizon >.>

[13:49:59] pankakes/rizon I hacked someone’s toaster and burned their breakfast

[13:50:47] pankakes/rizon Why?

[13:50:53] pankakes/rizon we control them

[13:50:59] pankakes/rizon we control the wifi

[13:51:02] pankakes/rizon we plug them in

[13:51:08] pankakes/rizon yes h5

[13:51:16] pankakes/rizon youre still pissy about it

[13:51:18] pankakes/rizon clearly

[13:51:25] pankakes/rizon :D

[13:51:36] pankakes/rizon I hate h5

[13:51:58] pankakes/rizon I sent h4 a link

[13:52:02] pankakes/rizon He’s cooler

[13:52:30] pankakes/rizon I never met him

[13:52:56] pankakes/rizon So pretty much the same as h5

[13:53:02] pankakes/rizon gotcha

[13:55:57] pankakes/rizon How could you

[13:55:59] pankakes/rizon I didn’t

[13:56:00] pankakes/rizon lmao

[13:56:12] pankakes/rizon Mixed it up

[13:56:29] pankakes/rizon h4 loves those dancing / dressing fatties

[14:00:11] pankakes/rizon Kek

[14:02:52] pankakes/rizon What in the fuck

[14:42:20] pankakes/rizon I want pickles

[14:44:34] pankakes/rizon It’s always pickle time

[15:25:54] pankakes/rizon Erm h4 is afraid of me

[15:25:57] pankakes/rizon wtf

[15:26:01] pankakes/rizon you liar

[15:29:46] pankakes/rizon 15:27 <&h4> pankakes: I bet if I were to see you in real life you would constantly play around with a knife

[15:29:47] pankakes/rizon Rofl

[15:29:48] pankakes/rizon legit

[15:30:23] pankakes/rizon Ireland

[15:30:34] pankakes/rizon Dublin

[15:32:24] pankakes/rizon Good job I’m not sensitive isn’t it

[15:32:26] pankakes/rizon pack of cunts

[15:32:46] pankakes/rizon Filthy Brits

[15:33:05] pankakes/rizon my kids are British LOL

[15:33:14] pankakes/rizon and I live in Newcastle

[15:33:16] pankakes/rizon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[15:33:21] pankakes/rizon I don't know, dude. I think everybody's all jealous and shit, ‘cause I'm, like, the lead singer of the band, dude and I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me, dude and they need to take it up with me after the show.

[15:33:37] pankakes/rizon So breathing

[15:33:40] pankakes/rizon stop*

[15:34:18] pankakes/rizon .lastfm notpancakes

[15:34:21] pankakes/rizon Kek

[15:34:25] pankakes/rizon white mom special

[15:34:32] pankakes/rizon Wearing leggings

[15:34:35] pankakes/rizon and sipping coffee

[15:34:37] pankakes/rizon 33*

[15:34:42] pankakes/rizon wait

[15:34:47] pankakes/rizon Yeah still 33

[15:53:04] pankakes/rizon You tears don’t fall

[15:53:08] pankakes/rizon they crash around me

[15:57:25] pankakes/rizon ^

[16:23:20] pankakes/rizon phonekait:

[16:23:30] pankakes/rizon How many times a day do you jerk off?

[16:25:04] pankakes/rizon Get off him ComputerTech

[16:25:30] pankakes/rizon If you weren’t busy

[16:25:38] pankakes/rizon what would be normal

[16:25:47] pankakes/rizon I aim for 3 a day minimum

[16:25:51] pankakes/rizon apparently I’m weird

[16:26:00] pankakes/rizon Ok

[16:28:23] pankakes/rizon We have foxy

[16:28:25] pankakes/rizon She does it

[16:28:45] pankakes/rizon Wof <2

[16:28:58] pankakes/rizon I don’t want to

[16:29:28] pankakes/rizon wof fuck you

[16:29:53] pankakes/rizon He want to fill the other hole other then your mouth or your love nest.Hun unless he works on it first to get it ready, dam right it is going to hurt and if your tight back there it is going to hurt a whole lot more.

[16:34:18] pankakes/rizon Why wouldn’t you build your own

[16:34:47] pankakes/rizon You

[16:35:13] pankakes/rizon Four leaf clover

[16:35:20] pankakes/rizon .lastfm notpancakes

[16:36:24] pankakes/rizon Idk what’s going on

[16:36:48] pankakes/rizon Kk

[16:39:37] pankakes/rizon We don’t need to know that

[16:40:41] pankakes/rizon Yw

[17:42:25] pankakes/rizon MIKO!

[17:43:12] pankakes/rizon Cream pie ?

[17:43:21] pankakes/rizon ROFL

[17:43:23] pankakes/rizon KSKSJSJWJWNMENEENMS

[17:43:28] pankakes/rizon bahahahahahaha

[17:43:32] pankakes/rizon Too funny

[17:43:59] pankakes/rizon Like that one End3r

[17:48:17] pankakes/rizon End3r, don’t worry yours is perfect , the big ones hurt anyway

[17:48:31] pankakes/rizon Kek

[17:52:14] pankakes/rizon I regret every link I have clicked that Mikoolo has posted

[17:52:19] pankakes/rizon and yet

[17:52:20] pankakes/rizon I do it

[17:52:23] pankakes/rizon every fucking time

[17:53:00] pankakes/rizon Something like that

[17:53:10] pankakes/rizon https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeMKBdSw/

[17:53:16] pankakes/rizon Let’s watch pandas eat fruit

[17:53:42] pankakes/rizon I love Chinese spyware

[18:15:27] pankakes/rizon 18:05 <RepairManManMan> how the fuck is this channel ranked #1

[18:15:32] pankakes/rizon yw

[18:16:09] pankakes/rizon Erm

[18:16:14] pankakes/rizon did he just say im ugly

[18:16:35] pankakes/rizon You can’t say someone is ugly in a nice way

[18:16:47] pankakes/rizon Oh ffs

[18:16:53] pankakes/rizon I thought I could chat peacefully

[18:17:06] pankakes/rizon Woah

[18:17:15] pankakes/rizon either -a him or +a me

[18:17:18] pankakes/rizon so I can fix this

[18:17:36] pankakes/rizon I’m glad I didn’t claim to be :o

[18:18:10] pankakes/rizon I done yoga

[18:18:12] pankakes/rizon and chilled

[18:18:16] pankakes/rizon don’t go and ruin it ok

[18:18:20] pankakes/rizon Ty

[18:18:45] pankakes/rizon dude

[18:18:49] pankakes/rizon ComputerTech

[18:19:02] pankakes/rizon kick him

[18:19:12] pankakes/rizon Like he makes his own coffee

[18:19:16] pankakes/rizon He’s a mummy’s boy

[18:19:46] pankakes/rizon wow

[18:20:01] pankakes/rizon Kick. Him.

[18:20:23] pankakes/rizon hes so kind spike right ?

[18:20:45] pankakes/rizon At least spike is hot

[18:20:50] pankakes/rizon we have one hot man in here

[18:21:07] pankakes/rizon Lmfao

[18:21:53] pankakes/rizon .lastfm notpancakes

[18:22:00] pankakes/rizon h4 threw one

[18:22:42] pankakes/rizon I can but it’s racist

[18:23:20] pankakes/rizon Why

[18:23:26] pankakes/rizon I went in that way

[18:24:03] pankakes/rizon spike don’t let him turn you

[18:24:06] pankakes/rizon you’re a good person

[18:24:11] pankakes/rizon fucking do it h4

[18:24:18] pankakes/rizon why

[18:24:36] pankakes/rizon Sure he does

[18:25:03] pankakes/rizon he doesn’t even know where he is

[18:25:10] pankakes/rizon I knew a “rage”

[18:25:14] pankakes/rizon >.>

[18:25:35] pankakes/rizon did he tell you he invited me?

[18:26:43] pankakes/rizon When helpdesk tell me to open a ticket I just survive without whatever is broken

[18:28:45] pankakes/rizon America is the land of the free

[18:29:14] pankakes/rizon …

[18:33:24] pankakes/rizon Yep

[18:33:24] pankakes/rizon Lol

[18:33:25] pankakes/rizon foxy

[18:33:38] pankakes/rizon You don’t do it

[18:33:40] pankakes/rizon I will not

[18:33:43] pankakes/rizon allow

[18:33:45] pankakes/rizon The anger

[18:33:47] pankakes/rizon to take over

[18:38:40] pankakes/rizon Sounds very federal agent like

[18:39:00] pankakes/rizon He’s in lots of movies

[18:39:06] pankakes/rizon Reservoir dogs

[18:39:21] pankakes/rizon Every Adam Sandler movie

[18:39:26] pankakes/rizon Literally

[18:42:01] pankakes/rizon Yes?

[18:42:14] pankakes/rizon Spike?

[18:43:33] pankakes/rizon Spike I am ASH

[18:44:14] pankakes/rizon I liked Toby Maguire

[18:44:47] pankakes/rizon He’s been doing it all day

[18:44:48] pankakes/rizon lol

[21:10:53] pankakes/rizon >.>

[21:14:02] pankakes/rizon <.<

[21:14:18] pankakes/rizon Yeah ditto

[21:14:21] pankakes/rizon what’s the craic?

[21:14:44] pankakes/rizon Standard

[21:17:42] pankakes/rizon Put a tanning mit on a clothes hanger

[21:17:47] pankakes/rizon Works a treat

[21:17:54] pankakes/rizon I’m not joking

[21:17:59] pankakes/rizon A tanning mit

[21:18:04] pankakes/rizon pale girl problems

[21:18:25] pankakes/rizon They were shady as fuck

[21:18:32] pankakes/rizon I could feel it

[21:18:41] pankakes/rizon You know when you just know

[21:18:43] pankakes/rizon I knew

[21:18:57] pankakes/rizon !bong

[21:19:10] pankakes/rizon Not for me

[21:19:13] pankakes/rizon it’s a school night

[21:19:18] pankakes/rizon I’ll just pretend

[21:19:24] pankakes/rizon and sit here rocking back and forth instead

[21:19:32] pankakes/rizon no

[21:19:34] pankakes/rizon well

[21:19:38] pankakes/rizon i go to school everyday

[21:19:43] pankakes/rizon but to drop my children off

[21:19:54] pankakes/rizon Lol

[21:19:56] pankakes/rizon fuck off

[21:21:29] pankakes/rizon Podcast or TV

[21:21:41] pankakes/rizon Killers or bikers

[21:22:02] pankakes/rizon well there was a 98% chance it was male

[21:22:13] pankakes/rizon which meant there was an 80% chance it was a cunt

[21:22:15] pankakes/rizon so win win

[21:22:34] pankakes/rizon Quick mafs

[21:23:02] pankakes/rizon That’s a very important test

[21:23:11] pankakes/rizon those pheromones gotta be right

[21:23:53] pankakes/rizon I smell like coconut and shea butter rn

[21:24:16] pankakes/rizon I washed my hair with coconut oil and used coconut and shea butter body butter

[21:24:50] pankakes/rizon I love almonds

[21:24:56] pankakes/rizon the smell

[21:25:01] pankakes/rizon the taste

[21:25:29] pankakes/rizon You soak starch out, you don’t squeeze it

[21:25:35] pankakes/rizon Clearly not Irish

[21:25:48] pankakes/rizon Sounds lovely GrungeBarbie

[21:26:01] pankakes/rizon jokes on you I have no pants on rn

[21:26:20] pankakes/rizon ;)

[21:26:32] pankakes/rizon It’s 9.30pm I ain’t putting pants on

[21:27:04] pankakes/rizon You might wanna dry them off

[21:27:38] pankakes/rizon Rofl

[21:27:55] pankakes/rizon I just call them americant or americunts

[21:28:01] pankakes/rizon or retards

[21:28:36] pankakes/rizon He’s old

[21:28:43] pankakes/rizon he’s hard to understand sometimes

[21:28:45] pankakes/rizon dont worry

[21:29:00] pankakes/rizon “American” isn’t even real

[21:29:12] pankakes/rizon If they were animals they’d just be “mixed breed”

[21:29:17] pankakes/rizon Js

[21:29:26] pankakes/rizon lmfao

[21:29:40] pankakes/rizon IRISH CROSS YANK

[21:29:51] pankakes/rizon american terrier

[21:31:40] pankakes/rizon Wait

[21:31:44] pankakes/rizon you have children?

[21:32:06] pankakes/rizon BRB praying

[21:32:30] pankakes/rizon I irc and poop at the same time

[21:34:10] pankakes/rizon what if you close your eyes

[21:34:16] pankakes/rizon then you can poop in any direction?

[21:34:54] pankakes/rizon This is very stressful conversation for this time of day

[21:35:16] pankakes/rizon My bathrooms have toilets in different directions

[21:35:27] pankakes/rizon shhhh

[21:35:32] pankakes/rizon Its back

[21:35:48] pankakes/rizon h2squared

[21:35:58] pankakes/rizon same

[21:36:01] pankakes/rizon I love boobs

[21:36:24] pankakes/rizon It’s a fed

[21:36:29] pankakes/rizon or it would speak

[21:36:37] pankakes/rizon LOGGERS

[21:36:39] pankakes/rizon N FEDS

[21:36:48] pankakes/rizon ok

[21:36:54] pankakes/rizon mkick?

[21:37:01] pankakes/rizon will he freak out?

[21:37:18] pankakes/rizon WILL I PRESS THE BUTTON

[21:37:33] pankakes/rizon She’s not farting in here

[21:37:35] pankakes/rizon she said man

[21:37:41] pankakes/rizon yep

[21:37:46] pankakes/rizon definitely all good

[21:37:50] pankakes/rizon Yeah no man here

[21:37:57] pankakes/rizon soz bbgirl

[21:38:07] pankakes/rizon Ok

[21:38:32] pankakes/rizon I’m a coconut

[21:38:43] pankakes/rizon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[21:39:05] pankakes/rizon WOAH

[21:39:12] pankakes/rizon How dare you

[21:39:16] pankakes/rizon you fuck

[21:39:20] pankakes/rizon she’s my fellow female

[21:39:25] pankakes/rizon and you fucking kicked her

[21:39:29] pankakes/rizon I hope you choke

[21:39:32] pankakes/rizon on a dick

[21:39:37] pankakes/rizon I didn’t bring up religion

[21:39:45] pankakes/rizon you ruined my fucking yoga now

[21:39:52] pankakes/rizon I agree

[21:39:58] pankakes/rizon fuck you h4

[21:40:05] pankakes/rizon Why did you pick on him?

[21:40:21] pankakes/rizon I am

[21:40:24] pankakes/rizon going

[21:40:27] pankakes/rizon to

[21:40:33] pankakes/rizon Fucking

[21:40:35] pankakes/rizon break

[21:41:45] pankakes/rizon It’s nice when jizz drips out of it

[21:41:50] pankakes/rizon never had an enema ?

[21:41:53] pankakes/rizon WOAH

[21:41:55] pankakes/rizon WOAH

[21:41:57] pankakes/rizon WOAH

[21:42:08] pankakes/rizon End3r: we have anti ass eaters

[21:42:39] pankakes/rizon End3r: pls kick h4 for kicking me twice

[21:42:47] pankakes/rizon he deserves it

[21:42:51] pankakes/rizon ty

[21:43:08] pankakes/rizon cunt

[21:43:16] pankakes/rizon ffs

[21:43:28] pankakes/rizon WOAH

[21:43:30] pankakes/rizon NOW

[21:43:33] pankakes/rizon WE TALKING

[21:44:02] pankakes/rizon Thx I will

[21:44:42] pankakes/rizon Who said eating ass was bad again

[21:45:04] pankakes/rizon Asses have hair

[21:45:09] pankakes/rizon It happens

[21:45:13] pankakes/rizon so do balls

[21:45:16] pankakes/rizon and vaginas

[21:45:21] pankakes/rizon eww

[21:45:24] pankakes/rizon No brown ass

[21:45:37] pankakes/rizon You asked for that

[21:46:14] pankakes/rizon My fellow ass muncher

[21:46:38] pankakes/rizon h4

[21:46:45] pankakes/rizon want a hug?

[21:46:55] pankakes/rizon nah it’s ilumom!

[21:47:21] pankakes/rizon I’m not gay but I like pussy

[21:47:39] pankakes/rizon I just prefer penis11s11

[21:47:59] pankakes/rizon I swing both ways09s09

[21:48:13] pankakes/rizon I could date a chick tho

[21:48:15] pankakes/rizon they’re crazy

[21:48:18] pankakes/rizon just fuck them

[21:48:23] pankakes/rizon what’s a furrie

[21:49:11] pankakes/rizon People who get turned on by acting like animals

[21:49:13] pankakes/rizon fml

[21:49:18] pankakes/rizon The world is broken

[21:54:26] pankakes/rizon What

[21:54:36] pankakes/rizon No, a chatter is 98% likely to be male

[21:54:43] pankakes/rizon and therefor 80% likely to a cunt

[21:54:52] pankakes/rizon only 10% chance of being a cabbage

[21:55:21] pankakes/rizon Who

[21:57:00] pankakes/rizon Too much responsibility for me

[21:57:10] pankakes/rizon that ~

[21:57:44] pankakes/rizon Funny

[21:57:48] pankakes/rizon it makes me laugh

[21:57:50] pankakes/rizon every time

[21:58:10] pankakes/rizon Made cause bad innit

[21:58:13] pankakes/rizon Wow

[21:58:16] pankakes/rizon MAD

[21:58:19] pankakes/rizon ISJENEJEJEBBSNS

[21:58:28] pankakes/rizon Perfect

[21:58:32] pankakes/rizon he’s a fucking idiot anyway

[21:58:37] pankakes/rizon Do it

[21:58:39] pankakes/rizon DO

[21:58:40] pankakes/rizon IT

[23:17:45] pankakes/rizon it would be more than alright if you shut the fuck up, you insignificant bag of boiled dicks

[23:18:04] pankakes/rizon I didn’t mean that it just seemed appropriate

[23:24:19] pankakes/rizon ^

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